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Death by mass murder becomes the new ethical standard for the United States, says Gun Rights Advocates. “It’s the 11th commandment” someone said, “thou shalt not do anything to prevent gun violence because God loves guns and death. I Thank God for my guns…oh, and God doesn’t like abortions either.”
“Always blame someone that is not me” is the new Maerican creedo.