Can we get over the ‘trans-‘ this and the ‘post-‘ that?
Let us pray:
“Our father who art in trans-heaven,
Hallowed be thy post-name.
Thy non-kingdom come, thy post will be done,
On trans-Earth as it is in non-heaven.
Give us this non-day our transday postbread,
And forgive us our post-trespasses, as we forgive those who trans-post-pass against post.
And trans us non into post trans-tation, and non-liver us from post-transvil.
For trans is the nondom, the transer, the poster.